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Welcome to Misfit Island...



O_o Are you...um...diffrent? Speshal? Unique? Then this is the place for you! This is a comfy environment where misfits of the world can unite and be proud of their oddities. Here you can talk about whatever bothers you, what makes you odd, or you can just talk about what a dork I am...it's okay. Or you can complain. Or whatever... *walks away mumbling* ^_^


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I made another banner! I made another banner! Go me! By the way, please adress the sock monkey as Mr. Monkmonk. Thank you.


To put the banner into your house, simply put in the url between < > these carrot dealies. After the first carrot, you put IMG: and then the url address. To make this easier to understand, just do the following-

<*IMG:http://elftown.eu/img/drawing/24011_1075402750.jpg*> Just remember to take off the stars! Just put this code in your bio and the banner will appear!


OOOOOoOOoooOO...GO HERE!

Misfit Laments for poems, writings, and other stuff!
I.P.A.P.T. The new and improved I.P.A.P.T! Founders- Aubrey and me (Rachel).


  
  

  *~  MEMBERS!  ~*

1. Pres Misfit- Rachel [polaroid of purity] I'm so proud of myself...
2. Female Misfit Body Inspector- Frank [Zainal] (Sarah is now Vice Pres... cause i said so!)
3. V-Pres- Sarah [arsenic cherry] i'm sad... i have to be the 3rd member... but i do get to be one of the vice presidents... that makes me happy!
4. Lurking Hypello that is stalking you- Leslie [Lairënuriel] FEAR THE HYPELLO! We will get yoo! Sho lets have a shellababrashun!(Translation: celebration)
5. That guy with the face- Chris [StickyBun] The Almighty Gummi Bear Supplier!!!
6. [Shade Wolf] I'll Stay.
7. Student Intern - Will [Tupile] I'm currently in training to become a misfitier misfit.
8. The Dork:[ludageke] hi, rachel.. i'm weird, i probably belong here
9. [Shadow Gypsey] All gay people are wierd, sorry guys.....lol
10. The girl who doesn't know - Tiffany [Toffee-Thief] Yep, I'll just be...uh... over there...
11. [cozz]: UNofficial Banana Nut Muffin-er
12. [Silver Wind] Found a place where a misfit fits in. Yay!
13. [Dobbins] Official kool-aid/poison supplier!
14. [Schob] her as i was asked to be...damn i must be a real misfit if i was TOLD to join.
15. [Lady Butterfly] Aha! Monkeys....^____^
16. [kanaseria] official leader of root beer demons & grape soda fairies
17. [zinny]BOW DOWN TO CHAOS! MUAHAHA! Hey, is that a squirrel with a muffin? mmmmmm...muffin...
18. [Cati Stormweaver] i wanna marry m cat...
19. [†Glitter Suicide] Meep o.0
20. [Hikaru Hitachiin]tongue tied im twisted just an earth bound misfit, i....
21.[sic_twisted_me] I'm just a sic and twisted misfit.. i await our visits in your demented dreams
22.[AvaOfTheRedWind]
23. [Itsme2]  Hey, I'm proud to be a misfit...
24.[~*~bricklor~*~] dont be afraid to stand out
25.[Ham] I am me!
26.)[silvermoon dragon] umm hi how are you lol come see my house please
27.[spongemonkey] I am not repetitive I am not repetitive I am not repetitive I am not repetitive...
28.[MadBiscuit] The voices in my head tell me what to do. They're too loud sometimes.
29. [idyllicday] i shall press these randomly blinking, colorful lights in no particular order and hope for the best...
30. [punk-chick] my mommy is the president...... i'm here cause i'm fucked up just like the rest of them
31. [sam howley] Just me being here on elftown is a misfit... i mean, a womble? In elftown?!
33. [z0mg wow.] Whoo! ..^^; I finally decided to join... Is that okay? Anyway... HII!!!
34. [WillowWeaver] *song*...you're a misfit....nothing but a nitwit.... you're a misfit.....i'm a misfit too...
35.[khjrikdurterk]EL YAY IM ALWAYZ A MISFIT
36.[daftdollparts] woo being a misfit is so fun.. and yet not fun! hehe
37) [_Ni_]..........humm.........
38. [Rook] yup, must be fate...*huggles her pet tomatoe* well, err...yeah..^_^u
39.) [Gemini of the Black Rose]
40.) [Nicole15]
41.) [?katgirl?]
42.) [Sweet Decay.]
43.) [♥CandyClouds♥]
44.)
45.) [FudgeStix] *Gasp* i made no amusing/random comment! Tis a sign.. THE END IS NIGH!
46.)[Buried Myself Alive]
47.) [Gypsy Rose]
48.[Broken Dreams]
49. [Magdalena Snow] not quite fifty... u r unique, jist like evry1 else
50. [Happy Camper] w00t! I'm the 50th member. I feel special.
51. [Panda-monium]
52.[weasel2]come look at me i belong here
53.[//.failure by designer jeans] o.O
54.[ObviousNoise] i am not a misfit...i blend perfectly with society and all of creation. yay for me.
55.[girl behind the music]Who's to say who's a misfit? Am I a misfit? You tell me...wait...maybe you shouldn't.
56.[Halcyon Harmony] Yeah!! I'm #56!!! Ok...yeah, I belong here so I'm going to prbably stay here! ^.^


This wiki has been active since 1-27-2004. YAY!


I want to know what you think!

Many people scribble in notebooks, diaries, journals...whatever you want to call them. These writings are more amazing than you may realize...these writings are a window to inside you, and no matter how cloudy or out of focus this window might be, it's important that others can take a closer look. Therefore, I thought I'd try to get you more aspriring writings to put a diary link in the following space so others might have a looksie.

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Here is a list of the great misfits-


1.) Learn from the X-Men. They all came togehter for the common cause of fighting evil...they get to wear nifty suit thingys, too.

2.) The band "The Misfits"

3.) Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh...and he's so cute!

4.) Monty Python!

5.) Mr. MonkMonk

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Lyrics for the misfits


 
Five Iron Frenzy, "Suckerpunch"

  

Reese Roper/Scott Kerr & Dennis Culp)
Coke bottle glasses,
I'm sitting in the corner with my finger up my nose,
And my shoelaces untied again,
Another day of school with no friends.
A social outcast,
Two grades ahead in math, with my highwater pants,
Giving meaning to pencil-necked-geek,
A dork or so to speak, tongue-in-cheek.
They're all sucker-punching me,
Get in line for a wedgie.
All I want and all I need,
Is someone who believes in me.
A song sung for underdogs, for all the left out.
A flag flying for losers, somewhere in the Heavens.
The God of ever-lasting comfort, believed in me,
Loved me when I was faithless, he still died for me.
Junior High schooler
With pencils in my pockets, and my Trapper Keeper busted,
Spilling papers and <a href="http://go-acct.com?go=books" onmouseover="window.status = 'goto: books';return 1" onmouseout="window.status=''">books</a> on the floor,
Not wanting seventh grade anymore.
Another class-clown,
Acting like a goof to be accepted by my peers,
Giving meaning to pencil-necked-geek,
a dork or so to speak, tongue in cheek.
They're all sucker-punching me,
Get in line for a wedgie.
All I want and all I need,
Is someone who believes in me.
A song sung for underdogs, for all the left out.
A flag flying for losers, somewhere in the Heavens.
The God of ever-lasting comfort, believed in me,
Loved me when I was faithless, he still died for--
A song sung for underdogs, for all the left out.
A flag flying for losers, somewhere in the Heavens.
The God of ever-lasting comfort, believed in me,
Loved me when I was faithless, he still died for me.



Jimmy Eat World, "the middle"

Hey, don't write yourself off yet
It's only in your head
You feel left out or
Looked down on
Just try your best
Try everything you can
And don't you worry
What they tell themselves
When you're away
It just takes some time
Little girl you're in the middle
It'll up the ride
Everything will be just fine
Everything will be all right
Hey, you know
They're all the same
You know you're doing
Better on your own
So don't buy in
Live right now
Yeah, just be yourself
It doesn't matter
If it's good enough
For someone else
It just takes some time
Little girl you're in
The middle of the ride
Everything will be just fine




Quotes from the best misfits ever




Memorable Quotes from "3rd Rock from the Sun" (1996)

[After drinking household chemicals.]
Harry Solomon: Um, I've lost all feeling in the left side of my body.
[Looks at upside-down can.]
Harry Solomon: Could somebody please call "116"?
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Officer Don: Sally, I'm a cop. I've got keen instincts. And right now, my instincts are telling me that... I don't know what the hell is going on.
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Dick Solomon: Guns don't kill people, physics kills people.
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Dick Solomon: I'm sorry, there is simply no room in the budget for raises. But I can go you one better: promotions! Sally, you are now *Senior* Security Officer.
Sally Solomon: That'll look good on the ol' résumé!
Dick Solomon: Tommy, you are now *Senior* Information Officer.
Tommy Solomon: It's about time!
Harry Solomon: What about me?
Dick Solomon: Harry, you are now... Harold.
Harry Solomon: Champagne for everyone!
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Dick Solomon: Not in the car, not in the bar, not in the house, not up your blouse, I cannot touch you here or there, I cannot touch you anywhere!
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Dick Solomon: Dr. Albright, have I been a perfect ass?
Mary Albright: Aw, nobody's perfect.
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Dick Solomon: There are two kinds of toilet paper in this bathroom. I, and I alone, get the fluffy kind.
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Harry Solomon: I want to give mankind the gift... of electricity.
Tommy Solomon: Harry, they already have electricity.
Harry Solomon: Well! Then my work here is done.
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[Dick is whining about is job.]
Harry Solomon: You know, Dick, when life gives you lemon, just shut up and eat the damn lemons.
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Dick Solomon: Women, you can't live with 'em and you can't have heterosexual sex without 'em.
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*~Poems for (and by) Misfits~*

-If you didn't write the poem, please tell us who did.
-If you did write the poem and you're bashful, you don't have to leave your username.
-Thanks, and enjoy!


-By [Zainal]
   I am a poet a t the top of my game
saying what I feel, full anger and pain
cursing at god for all that he's told
it's all been like this, I'm getting to old
who cares what they say the humans at play
the hours my own, as well as the day
if you try to direct me, to take full control
you'll find my true nature and want me no more
step clear of my paces for my words are directed
to he who gave life, a law he dictated
‘oh live by my law and my wrath i will spare
but death shall swift come to all that don't care'
and what about him who laughs at his mercy
the flames well consume him and the dead think him lordly
heaven wont have me and hell's well afraid
of all my potential of the plan that's been laid
my words will well guide me and take me in flight
to the deepest oceans of heaven and the darkest parts of the night
I stand here singing poetry to all who would hear
that I'm a man standing alone, a man without fear
for words are my weapons you won't soon forget
I stand naked before you for my death I have met
I sing of true happiness for I felt it before
and I tell of despair as you walk out the door
your hearts my words capture without a pain or a trace
I could see by the tears that fall from your face
I'm a poet that's searching for a love that is gone
and when I find her my life will be done
for rebirth with someone who loves you and cares
is th fight of a life time for all that do dare
I'm a poet that captures your feelings with words
I'm a poet that musters the words into worlds
I'm a poet that sings of love and true lore
I'm a poet that sings and want nothing more.
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by [StickyBun]

I'm alone, or so that's how it seems
I'm a drone, isn't that what you wished of me?
The unknown, quit grabbing at my dreams
Now I've grown, and to an adequate degree

On your throne, ignoring all my screams
Won't condone. I'm a hate crime nominee
Carved in stone, and taken to the extremes
Don't postpone, because there is no guarantee.

(will be finished later)

by [MadBiscuit]

Where are you?
I look for you
But you contain yourself.
Better than anyone else
I can't touch you
The more I try
The more you block me.
I cannot know you.
How am I supposed to know you
If I can't see who you are?
I can't find you
It's like writing I love you in the snow.
The words won't stay
And after a while you won't notice
They're not there; it's a bit like me
I wonder if you notice
How much I love you?
But then you keep secrets.
You collect them like stamps
I'm losing my grip on my sense of you
I can't hold on and I can't find you
Where are you?



*~Update~*
Ok, I made some banner! If you need help getting the banner on your page, just ask me and I'll be happy to help! ^_^
By the way, if you have any questions, suggestions, or anything else, just tell me!
[polaroid of purity]


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Umm...that's all I can think of right now...feel free to add yourself to the members list and edit the page! Thanks! ^_^

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2004-03-12 [kanaseria]: ...um... ok... *confused*

2004-03-12 [StickyBun]: ive got a lovely bunch o' coconuts! here they are all sitting in a row! la la la la!

2004-03-12 [kanaseria]: ooo... coconuts... *steals*

2004-03-12 [StickyBun]: hey! those were my lovely coconuts! you cant have em!

2004-03-12 [kanaseria]: *hides coconuts* those were bermuda coconuts! u can't have em!!!!!

2004-03-12 [StickyBun]: well they arent all yours! lemme have em!

2004-03-12 [kanaseria]: umm... no!!!!! they're bermudian, like me, so i can keep em!!!!

2004-03-12 [StickyBun]: can i just have one? *pouts* i found them...

2004-03-12 [kanaseria]: um... ok... *hands sticky empty coconut shell*

2004-03-12 [StickyBun]: *licks the inside of the shell* i can almost still taste the coconut :(

2004-03-12 [kanaseria]: *laughs evily*

2004-03-13 [Shade Wolf]: Really as I recall I said you can't have more than one wife at one time if you wanted more than it would be over my dead body.I'm the good guy. A Vampire/WereWolf/Shade is never evil.

2004-03-13 [kanaseria]: ...aha... so shade is infact, not evil, unless i've been lied 2 again...

2004-03-13 [Shade Wolf]: If I didn't say that exactly it is what I meant.

2004-03-13 [kanaseria]: ...um... ok... yeesh i jus seem 2 b confused alla time... sad... *cries*

2004-03-13 [Shade Wolf]: *hugs* Poor girl

2004-03-13 [kanaseria]: ...ya but u n sticky don't seem 2 help... yeesh... if it weren't 4 tha otha guys um seein behind stickyack i'd go crazy...

2004-03-13 [kanaseria]: ...ya but u n sticky don't seem 2 help... yeesh... if it weren't 4 tha otha guys um seein behind sticky back i'd go crazy...

2004-03-13 [Shade Wolf]: I'm sorry I try.

2004-03-13 [kanaseria]: ...u try 2 what? confuse me more *cell rings* o wait, 1 sec *answers phone* no... not 2nite... already busy... call back later... *hangs up* where wuz i?

2004-03-13 [Shade Wolf]: I try to help you. I'm sorry. *hugs*

2004-03-13 [kanaseria]: ...ok *hugs back*

2004-03-13 [Shade Wolf]: Forgive me?

2004-03-13 [kanaseria]: um... i guess... lol

2004-03-13 [Shade Wolf]: Good. Now here is Sticky's Bazooka. *hands you a bazooka*

2004-03-13 [kanaseria]: ooo... maybe u shouldn't give this 2 me... *fingers trigger of bazooka* way 2 temptin...

2004-03-13 [Shade Wolf]: *takes it back with sweat on face* You weren't going to use that on me were you?

2004-03-13 [kanaseria]: umm... not 2 ur knowledge

2004-03-13 [Shade Wolf]: I'm asking you are you trying to kill me?

2004-03-13 [kanaseria]: umm... i don't hafta answer that!!!!!!!

2004-03-13 [Shade Wolf]: LOL Why you want me dead?

2004-03-13 [kanaseria]: i want sticky dead 2! jus he's not online right now...

2004-03-13 [Shade Wolf]: But why me?

2004-03-13 [kanaseria]: um... cuz there's no 1 else here

2004-03-13 [Shade Wolf]: You are cold.

2004-03-13 [kanaseria]: ...basically yeah

2004-03-13 [StickyBun]: shoot me with my own bazooka? that IS cold...

2004-03-13 [Toffee-Thief]: ...like cutting out someone's tongue and stuffing it down their throat until they choke to death... harsh indeed. *shakes head* I've spent too much time with the circus mice... *falls out of tree and wanders around in circles*

2004-03-13 [StickyBun]: oi...very graphic...

2004-03-13 [polaroid of purity]: I'm scared to be here. Dose anyone want to kill me now?

2004-03-14 [kanaseria]: ...not me... i dun think so anyway *scratches head*

2004-03-14 [Toffee-Thief]: No no, of course not Purity! *pleasant smile and slightly glazed eyes*

2004-03-14 [Shade Wolf]: Sticky,my brother,I don't know where you get that I'm evil,*hides a dead body* but I assure you I'm not.

2004-03-14 [StickyBun]: is everyone here a cold blooded killer except me and rachel?

2004-03-14 [kanaseria]: ...perhaps... well i'm not so cold blooded, at least i tell people when um gonna kill em... *writes names down on list* there we go... now 2 post it where every1 can see when they're gonna die... *looks around innocenctly* what?

2004-03-14 [StickyBun]: *checks list* yep...like I thought, I'm at the top. :(

2004-03-14 [polaroid of purity]: O_o But Sticky's my bodyguard, so I'm prolly gonna die, too. Whee!

2004-03-14 [kanaseria]: u wan me move u down? 2 um... second?

2004-03-14 [kanaseria]: sticky's ur bodyguard... scary. he's not really good is he? lol

2004-03-14 [StickyBun]: hey! I'm plenty good at being a bodyguard! Nobody ever believes in me :(

2004-03-14 [kanaseria]: ...i believe in u, sorta... depends on wha u wan me 2 believe, lol

2004-03-14 [polaroid of purity]: I beleive in him *cough* Even if I have been shot and choked on jello in his presence. ^_^

2004-03-14 [StickyBun]: hey! I saved you from the jello and the gummi bears! and when were you shot? I must have been off duty then hehe. *cough cough*

2004-03-14 [kanaseria]: ...hmm... i beleive u purity... i dun think he's very observant... *steals sticky's wallet*

2004-03-14 [polaroid of purity]: *pats* I'm just joking, you're a good body guard. ^_^

2004-03-14 [StickyBun]: *sigh* im just not very good at anything...*sits and stares at the cieling*

2004-03-14 [kanaseria]: ur good @ sittin n starin @ tha ceilin...

2004-03-14 [polaroid of purity]: NO! You are a good body guard! And poet! And artist! And...other stuff too!

2004-03-14 [kanaseria]: i agree wit purity

2004-03-14 [StickyBun]: LIES! i cant accept compliments from you rachel...cuz your too nice, you'd compliment anybody to make them feel better i think :( *gets out "list of things sticky is bad at" and checks bodyguard, poet, and artist*

2004-03-14 [kanaseria]: ...i'm not nice n i agreed wit her

2004-03-14 [StickyBun]: well your just wierd....

2004-03-14 [kanaseria]: i'm not weird! i'm jus a little... psychotic is all...

2004-03-14 [StickyBun]: 0_O

2004-03-14 [kanaseria]: what? yeesh, i say ur good @ somethin, ya think um weird, i try 2 kill u, ya think um weird, i don't try 2 kill u, ya think um weird! theres no pleasin u! *sits in corner n crosses arms*

2004-03-14 [StickyBun]: but...you say you like me and you try to kill me....its confusing

2004-03-14 [kanaseria]: u wanted me 2 kill u! i wuz tryin ta b nice *cries* ur tha confusin 1!

2004-03-14 [StickyBun]: yea but when i wanted you to, you wouldnt do it, but when i didnt want you to, you would!

2004-03-14 [kanaseria]: bah! um psychotic rememba! um backwards! if u'd jus stand still 4 long enough ya woulda been killed!

2004-03-14 [StickyBun]: well im standing still right now! do it!

2004-03-14 [kanaseria]: if i had my sword i would! i dun even know where it is right now!

2004-03-14 [StickyBun]: well who had it last?

2004-03-14 [kanaseria]: umm... even i dunno. every1 keeps on stealin it from me. or takin it cuz its not good 2 run wit pointy objects... y does every1 think um psychotic! o yeah... i m o.0

2004-03-14 [StickyBun]: *pulls out sword covered in spaghetti from back pocket* hmm...well this isnt it, this is just spaghetti...

2004-03-14 [kanaseria]: aww... pointy spaghetti tho... wait r those tha pants i gave back 2 u? i lost my lipstick... is it in tha pocket?

2004-03-14 [StickyBun]: *checks pocket and pulls out lipstick* um..no this is my lipstick

2004-03-14 [kanaseria]: ...really... *looks confusedly @ sticky* lets c u put it on...

2004-03-14 [StickyBun]: nah, its only for special occasions

2004-03-14 [kanaseria]: please... 4 me? 2 make me feel better bout losin my sword n my lipstick which remarkably has tha same tube as that 1?

2004-03-14 [StickyBun]: grrr...fine. *puts lipstick all over face on accident* there? happy?

2004-03-15 [kanaseria]: um... no... thats tha same shade as my lipstick... *pouts* n ya put it on wrong!

2004-03-15 [StickyBun]: well maybe we like the same shade? it was an accident..the ground moved....

2004-03-15 [kanaseria]: ...hmm... ok then... well i hafta admit u do have good taste in lipstick...

2004-03-15 [StickyBun]: teehee! i feel pretty!

2004-03-15 [kanaseria]: well u look gorgeous! *giggles behind hand* o sticky ur sooooo hot... lol

2004-03-15 [StickyBun]: *blushes* behave!

2004-03-15 [kanaseria]: ... o i can't control myself! sticky ur soooo fine! oooo!!!! *takes pictures*

2004-03-15 [StickyBun]: *poses*

2004-03-15 [polaroid of purity]: O_o

2004-03-15 [StickyBun]: lol, dont ask...im so ashamed...

2004-03-15 [polaroid of purity]: Did you cheat on me again? *sniffles*

2004-03-15 [StickyBun]: lol no, i just stole kanaseria's lipstick and was trying to prove it wasnt hers, even though it was. and what do you meen again? i never cheated on anyone! :P

2004-03-15 [polaroid of purity]: Okiedoke, it's all good. X3

2004-03-15 [kanaseria]: wha ya mean u never cheated on any1! u have 7 wives!

2004-03-15 [kanaseria]: n gimme back my lipstick!

2004-03-15 [Toffee-Thief]: Well, if nothing else, Sticky is a wonderful supermodel. *takes pictures*

2004-03-15 [StickyBun]: *stops posing and throws blanket over self* no more amusement at my expense!!! and just because I had 7 wives, doesnt meen i did anything with them.

2004-03-15 [kanaseria]: no 1 said ya did!!! hey i still have 2 rolls of film ta go thru! *holds up camera* c'mon!

2004-03-15 [StickyBun]: nooo! never again!

2004-03-15 [Toffee-Thief]: Alright, mercy for Sticky... BWAH! *leaps in front and breaks cameras with face* Heh heh...heh... *tosses a bottle of Koolaid as a distraction and makes getaway*

2004-03-16 [Shade Wolf]: Sticky you have a flawed mind. Never cheated,you have 7 wives,you had to cheat on at least one.

2004-03-16 [kanaseria]: ooo... koolaid! *grabs bottle. drinks*

2004-03-16 [Shade Wolf]: Hey,how's your hand?

2004-03-16 [kanaseria]: ...ahhhh!!!!! *looks at hand* um... ok... except 4... OMG what is this!!!!!

2004-03-16 [Shade Wolf]: What?

2004-03-16 [kanaseria]: huh? oh. sorry, ketchup on my hand from my fries *licks fingers* now wha were we talkin bout?

2004-03-16 [Shade Wolf]: *licks the ketchup off your fingers* I don't remember.

2004-03-16 [kanaseria]: hey!!! my ketchup!!!! *cries* ur a ketchup theif!!!!

2004-03-16 [Shade Wolf]: Ketchup Vampire.

2004-03-16 [kanaseria]: either way! it wuz my ketchup! i haven't been this upset since sticky stole my makeup

2004-03-16 [kanaseria]: either way! it wuz my ketchup! i haven't been this upset since sticky stole my lipstick

2004-03-16 [Shade Wolf]: *hands you ketchup bottle*

2004-03-16 [kanaseria]: ...ooo... ketchup! but no fries!!!! u monster!!!!!

2004-03-16 [Shade Wolf]: *hands you Burger King Bag with a Whopper,Fries,and a Coke*

2004-03-16 [kanaseria]: ...i don't eat beef... or pork... n i don't drink coke... i prefer mcdonalds wit my ketchup!!!!

2004-03-16 [Shade Wolf]: *Gets you a Chicken Nugget Hippy...er...Happy Meal*Why no beef or pork?

2004-03-16 [kanaseria]: haven't eaten beef since tha whole mad cow thing. well i do, jus not alot. i only eat pork like once or twice a year

2004-03-16 [Shade Wolf]: Why?

2004-03-16 [kanaseria]: dunno... guess um jus weird like that...

2004-03-16 [Shade Wolf]: Oh,I thought maybe religeious reasons.

2004-03-16 [kanaseria]: nah... well i dunno. i jus started tha whole religious thing...

2004-03-16 [Shade Wolf]: Oh,okay.Did you read what I started to call happy meal.

2004-03-16 [kanaseria]: well c i live in bermuda n i only get 1 like once a year when i go away so it don't matter 2 me... wait r u callin me fat *cries*

2004-03-16 [StickyBun]: BOBBLY BOOOOP!

2004-03-16 [Shade Wolf]: No,where did you get that? I like Burger King.

2004-03-16 [StickyBun]: BUGER BOOPY BOP

2004-03-16 [kanaseria]: sticky! ur back! know about my lipstick...

2004-03-16 [Shade Wolf]: Sticky. You Cheated on at least one of your 7 wives.

2004-03-16 [kanaseria]: ...which 1, wuz it me *cries* it wuz me wasn't it

2004-03-16 [Shade Wolf]: Techinically all of them.

2004-03-16 [kanaseria]: ...ok... that makes me feel a little better... but still! i wuz cheated on n my lipstick wuz stolen! all by tha same guy!

2004-03-16 [Shade Wolf]: The Law of Logic says in order to Marry 7 women he had to cheat on all of them.

2004-03-16 [kanaseria]: but steal their lipstick! thas jus wrong!

2004-03-16 [StickyBun]: not true! i didnt cheat on any of them

2004-03-16 [Shade Wolf]: Logically,even though you didn't engage in intercourse it is still cheating.

2004-03-16 [kanaseria]: ...but u stole my lipstick! can i please have it back? i won't say u cheated no more

2004-03-16 [StickyBun]: i didnt cheat! there is no proof! and i didnt steal any lipstick!

2004-03-16 [kanaseria]: ...but ur still wearin it... i swear u give a guy back his pants n he steals ur lipstick o.0

2004-03-16 [Shade Wolf]: The law of Logic is proof. And Mr.Sluggo says so.

2004-03-16 [StickyBun]: i still dont have my wallet...

2004-03-16 [StickyBun]: mr. sluggo is wrong!

2004-03-16 [Shade Wolf]: Mr. Bill thinks so too. But Mr.Hands agrees With Mr.Sluggo.

2004-03-16 [StickyBun]: MR. SLUGGO WILL DIE!

2004-03-16 [kanaseria]: ...i dunno where ur wallet is... *pats her back pocket*

2004-03-16 [StickyBun]: well, i dont know where your lipstick is.

2004-03-16 [kanaseria]: aha... so we both don't know where the others stuff is... weird...

2004-03-16 [Shade Wolf]: Here Comes ...Mr.Sluggo. "Oh,no he's going to be mean to me." No, Mr.Bill,Sluggo just came over to say your house is on fire. "My house isn't on fire." *Sluggo pour gas on Mr.Bills house and lights it* "Oh,no."

2004-03-16 [StickyBun]: .....

2004-03-16 [Shade Wolf]: No never watched Mr.Bill on Saturday Night Live?

2004-03-16 [kanaseria]: ...no...

2004-03-16 [Shade Wolf]: Hmm,Do you have any Wal-Marts near you? If so go to Electronics and buy Mr.Bill's Disasterpeice Theater.

2004-03-16 [kanaseria]: it's 1am... i think i better go 2 bed... school in tha mornin, sadly...

2004-03-16 [kanaseria]: whats a walmart... hello... bermuda. middle of ocean *makes hand gestures* heres tha island, heres tha ocean, theres america waaaaaaaaaaay over there

2004-03-16 [Shade Wolf]: Wal-Mart is a world wide thing. The Biggest Retail Store in the world.

2004-03-16 [kanaseria]: ...its not world wide its not in bermuda

2004-03-16 [kanaseria]: bleh... after 1... must go sleep *falls asleep in middle of floor*

2004-03-16 [StickyBun]: hey, use google.com to search "world's smallest wal-mart" and my home town will show up. It's the truth, we have the smallest!

2004-03-16 [Shade Wolf]: It is in just about every country.

2004-03-16 [kanaseria]: ...really... search no walmart @ all n u find bermuda... o wait... i wuz sleep wasn't i... *sleeps*

2004-03-16 [Shade Wolf]: I meant wal-Mart as a Whole is the Largest Retail Store WorldWide.Go To Wal-Mart.com

2004-03-16 [kanaseria]: *wakes up* ok...

2004-03-16 [polaroid of purity]: *blinks* You know, I had to read four pages just to know what was going on...and I'm still confused. O_o

2004-03-16 [StickyBun]: hehe, when that happens i just dont try and catch up. just jump in and start screaming about random stuff! :D

2004-03-17 [Zainal]: and so is ususally the couse of the confusion right sticky?

2004-03-17 [Shade Wolf]: Sticky is just saying he's crazier than I am,or at least lazy.

2004-03-17 [Zainal]: ever notice how i cant spell?

2004-03-17 [Shade Wolf]: No,I haven't.

2004-03-17 [Zainal]: i have!

2004-03-17 [Shade Wolf]: Well I don't spell so good either.

2004-03-17 [kanaseria]: um tha worst speller of all, so i win!

2004-03-17 [Shade Wolf]: Okay. *hands you a burnt piece of Fiberglass* This is from your Porche.

2004-03-17 [kanaseria]: ...my porche! nooooo!!!!! *cries* u blew up my car!!!!! n people wonder y i go all psychotic

2004-03-17 [Shade Wolf]: As I recall you pushed me out of the car before that.

2004-03-17 [kanaseria]: i wuz comin back... afta i went 2 vegas...

2004-03-17 [Shade Wolf]: Oh,okay.

2004-03-17 [StickyBun]: oh, INDEEDY!!! you are correct zainal! so insues the confusion!!! weee

2004-03-17 [Shade Wolf]: Sticky is lazy.

2004-03-17 [StickyBun]: im not lazy! I DO ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING!

2004-03-17 [Shade Wolf]: Except read the other messages.

2004-03-17 [StickyBun]: thats proves nothing...

2004-03-17 [Shade Wolf]: Mwahaha. Oh yeah,here.*hands you your Bazooka*

2004-03-17 [Zainal]: conversation degrades so easily here... i love this place!

2004-03-17 [kanaseria]: ...u were s'posed 2 give me tha bazooka!!!!

2004-03-17 [StickyBun]: *holds bazooka aloft in one hand triumphantly* WAAAAAHEEEHEEHOOOOOO!!!!

2004-03-17 [kanaseria]: *kicks sticky in shin* gimme it

2004-03-17 [StickyBun]: OUCH! no! its mine, i paid good money for this bazooka. You can't take everything of mine!

2004-03-17 [kanaseria]: hey u took my sword n my lipstick!!! i still don't have either back!!!

2004-03-17 [StickyBun]: hey, you have no proof that i stole either.

2004-03-17 [kanaseria]: ya i do. ur always tha 1 stealin my sword! plus u applied tha lipstick all wrong

2004-03-17 [Toffee-Thief]: ...actually, I planted the lipstick on Sticky as false incriminating evidence. And now you'll never know who really took it! BWAH! X3

2004-03-17 [kanaseria]: nooooo!!!!!!! *calms down* well if he gives it back, i'll give him back his *cough* empty wallet... *holds out hand* deal?

2004-03-17 [Tupile]: Do you ever wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if there werent any sponges?

2004-03-17 [StickyBun]: ummm nope not really. in fact, it wouldnt be deeper at all, it would just be higher....umm...im stupid. and no deal kanaseria!

2004-03-17 [kanaseria]: ...y not!!! u'd get back ur wallet, n i'll get my lipstick... or how about my sword...

2004-03-17 [StickyBun]: i dont have your sword! and my wallet is empty!

2004-03-17 [kanaseria]: well then gimme back my lipstick n u'll get ur empty wallet

2004-03-17 [StickyBun]: no, i like this lipstick. Besides, everyone agreed it made me look pretty.

2004-03-17 [kanaseria]: it does make u look pretty, extremely... o well, i'll jus go pawn this wallet n buy a new lipstick...

2004-03-17 [StickyBun]: hehe, that wallet is worth maybe 50 cents.

2004-03-17 [RenegadePhoenix]: -a loud pop and a flash a light and I appear- Wow.. remind me to never do that again... -looks around... sips strange looking soda and disappears in a flash of light and a poping noise.. as well as a 'Aw dangit'-

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